Population Theory

A theory coined by sports talk show host Tony Kornheiser referring to international soccer. According to the population theory, the country with the larger population should have more players to chose from, and therefore be better than a team with a smaller population. By this theory the United States should crush Central and South American countries as well as small European countries. This theory has been proven widely false as the U.S. consistently gets their ass handed to them by countries that can't be spotted on a map without a magnifying glass.

Michael: Does the U.S. Soccer team have a chance of beating the stacked Argentina team.

Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.

by K-DOG June 6, 2014

pimpulating

The way a pimp calulates how much money their hoes owe them.

Diamond K. Shizzle began pimpulating how much his hoe owed him for her last night of work and came to a grand total of $53.82

by Anna Nichole Smith February 14, 2007

Population Paste

The steamy liquid of a man that helps make childern. This nice substance is also used in porn movies to go all over the faces of the woman or gay man.

Population Paste was stuck in her throat! Wait..wha?

by WHAAAAA August 1, 2003

peepulation

A fan of WWE superstar Christian.

I am Christian. If you like me, you are a peep.

by Jon December 8, 2004

pingulation

a computer term meaning slow ping response times

What's up with the Internet being slow? I'm showing heavy pingulation!

by topher27 April 20, 2007

poopulation

The euphoria that comes after one is relieved of an enormous poo. That relief that you feel, then the feeling of weighing less. This especially occurs after you've been holding it in for an extended period of time.

A: Dude, you look really happy right now. Why is that?
B: I'm in an extreme sense of poopulation.

Or:

Alex: Molly, say that Russia's POPULATION is higher, not their poopulation, I doubt that that is included on the chart.
Molly: -laughs- Good point.

by Alex Clayden April 16, 2008

population density

The average number of people who live in a unit area, such as a square mile.

The Map Showed the population density of Africa

by lenyak0512 November 1, 2015