by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020
To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.
by MeliaCobain May 25, 2007
by Pooty-Poo December 8, 2006
by AristoTrap April 3, 2017
by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003
To engage in the unholy act of Buggery (a crime against God) Through the combustion and intentional inhalation of class B substances.
"I am well and truly pilfered right now boys, Let's roll another."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."
"Fucking hell I was at China bridge last night absolutely pilfered."
by MrMoonEatsPhoon January 8, 2023
Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.
Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D
by i_only_suck_fat_dick June 26, 2019