Kevin the Pigeon

One Direction's 6th member. He's Louis' pigeon and he freaking loves him. You may have seen Louis hanging out with Kevin in One Direction's video diary titled:One Direction - Video Diary 4.... Can't find out where Louis is? He's probably with Kevin. Or with Harry. Either one.

*Sees a pigeon*
Normal people: *Scare it away*
Directioners: OMG IT'S KEVIN THE PIGEON. KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Directioner:) August 30, 2012

Pikey Scrin

Pikey Scrin is someone who is an idiot and a penis head, who is a tramp who carries a tear drop trailer and sleeps in his dirty mattress which is also the litter tray/sunbathing area for the family. They feed on stolen goods from their own family. their pack contains of 50 + members. all of their goods are kept in the tear drop trailer. the trailer is towed by the youngest family member, this is the tradition followed by pikey scrin over the world.

'gilly is such a pikey scrin'
'my cousin is thinking of turning into a pikey scrin'
'word has it that their educational system exceeds above standards'

by Pizza Man 26 March 13, 2013

Stinky Pigeon

When you bust a load in a chicks ass. She then farts the jizz into a shot glass and fucking drinks it.

1) This bitch was starving so I gave her a stinky pigeon.

2) Jim: Yo Devin did you give that chick the angry pirate.

Devin: No dude I dont fuck around. I gave her the stinky pigeon

by bluntdog September 29, 2010

Pikeydegradable

A pikeydegradable item is one which is left outside a bin or a skip and is removed by travellers for personal use or for scrap simultaneously overnight.

"Hey neighbour, you cannot just leave that washing machine lying in the street ! "

"Relax, its pikeydegradable.. it will be gone in the morning "

by Hcnerfekaj April 22, 2009

wounded sea pigeon

The next day feeling of ones self after a heavy night of partying

Dave: " you look like death mate "

Bob: " i know, was on the drink all weekend i am a wounded sea pigeon"

by BobC_Brae December 12, 2009

Pigeon Catchers

The baggy/large gap in both arms of a persons t-shirt caused by lack of mass to fill the garment. This is normally due to the lack of action in the gym or the fact the person is a complete weed!!

'look at the Pigeon Catchers on my man!! I don't think he's ever seen a gym!!'

or

Jules 'shit man, look at my arms in this t shirt. I really need to hit the gym!'

Moz 'that's terrible, your going to be catching some pigeons in that t-shirt today!'

by Julezswift September 17, 2010

piketty

v. to fill in missing data with a wild-ass guess; to reconcile a deficiency in data by making shit up that gives you the result you desire.

Named after celebrity economist Thomas Piketty, who filled in the gaps in his argument by making up numbers and passing them off as historical data.

I forgot to save my receipts for that meal, so I'll just piketty the expense report, claim it was $1000, and take a vacation with the difference.

I guess I should've studied for that test more. I pikettied half the answers.

by wealthinequality November 1, 2014