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Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.
I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.
Poképhobia by Kermit-K July 13, 2016

Pipophobia 

The fear of becoming a subject of a presidential Twitter post. For politicians, especially members of the president’s party serving in the United States Senate, the fear is existential.
From pipo which means tweet in Latin and the common root, phobia, meaning fear.
Senate Republicans were unjustly thought of as craven lackeys when, if fact, they suffered from acute pipophobia, a condition rendering them small shells of their former selves and too pitiable to be held accountable.
Pipophobia by Thomas Aitch July 16, 2020

Psekophobia 

Sorry john, i got Psekophobia so i cannot program in javascript
Psekophobia by Pseko June 15, 2021

Dikeophobia 

Fear of dikes. Much like being afraid of clowns. (Coulrophobia)
She was afraid to attend a live taping of Ellen because of her dikeophobia.

Pixelphobia

The fear of Roblox characters.
This example is based on Animal Simulator:
Person 1: "Hit my alt and I'll bring my main."
Person 2: "Go on bring your main, as if i give a fuck."
Person 1: "Alright, i will"
-Person 1 brings their main-
Person 2: -Looks at their level- "Oh shit, I messed with the wrong person."
-Person 2 gets scared due to pixelphobia and
rage quits-
Person 1: "Lol i think i gave them
pixelphobia."
Pixelphobia by Shx4d0w January 22, 2022

Pokeaphobia 

1) The fear of poking someone on Facebook or the fear of being poked by someone on Facebook.
2) The fear that poking someone of like gender implies your sexual preference
Stanley's Pokeaphobia prevented him from poking Jagger on Facebook.
Pokeaphobia by BHJ1911 September 29, 2010