a government-funded
butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its ass (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" or "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school.
Don't be surprised if you recognized the pig who's giving you a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from
high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.