Piffle

To anally molester, by inserting items up the ass.

Can also be used as
Piffled
Piffling

Piffle-ous (as an std)
Piffle-amidia (as an std)

Ryan said to Alex.
"Why are being so stupid, all's you want to do is piffle yourself"

by espocrespo November 2, 2011

Piffle

(Noun) Someone who; is a idiot, makes a stupid mistakes

(Verb) To have sex or to do sexual things

Person A "I'm seeing my girlfriend this weekend ;)"
Person B "Gettin' abit of piffle eh?"

by Ilikecheeseballs September 6, 2010

Piffle

To trifle with someone over an insignificant matter.

Jack: You know that a crocodile and an alligator are two different things?

Tony: Don't you piffle with me!

by wordsmeister November 18, 2014

Piffle Paffle

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.

He was talking absolute piffle paffle.

by Rowss December 23, 2013

Talking Piffle

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

by Bones27 April 25, 2010

piffle sniffer

a person who sniffs girls bicycle seats

Cyril get away from that bike you piffle sniffer

by goonamerica July 23, 2009

Piffle

Piffle is a swear used for piss created by the manitou cabin at camp stevens in kenora in 2002.

1. Damn! I piffled myself again!!

2. Lets write our names with piffle in the snow!!!

by Agxu April 2, 2005