Shooting Pidgeons

Term for having nothing to do, and instead amusing yourself with inane distractions.

Jack: "So, what you been up to lately?"

George: "Just shooting pidgeons."

by Grandmaster Jack October 25, 2009

that's not your pidgeon

phrase used to point out to someone that they are out of their jurisdiction or speaking out of place. Used in instances when someone is making comments or decisions that are not related to their expertise, knowledge base, or responsibility.

Burns: "I wish Marge were here to give me a back massage."

Smithers: "Mr. Burns, I would be happy to give you a back massage."

Burns: "Smithers, that's not your pidgeon."

by frannykt October 18, 2006

stool pidgeon

A snitch, tattletale, a rat, basically someone who tells all your business, that one person who will tell the cops on you first chance they get.

Kid A: "Yo, you gotta talk to your girl, man, she's a straight up <i>stool pidgeon</i>."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."

by Tiki January 10, 2005

padgetted

VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".

ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.

by AIRFRAMES VMAT-203 May 3, 2006

Padgettized

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.

Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."

by Tron-Chaser February 4, 2010

Pidgeotroll

1. When a pidgeon shits on someone in public.

2. When your car gets covered in pidgeon shit.

3. A tyrannic despot who believe he is god over the i-wrestling world. If anyone stand up to him, or critizises him in any way, he will hunt down and brutally slay this person. He got his power by stealing from others, and gathering a cult of mindless drones who believe every word he utters. He is the co-founder of iTNA.

You dare think I am not the greatest thing that has ever happened to this world? Curse you, heathen, I, the great Pidgeotroll, shall destroy you and get rid of the evidence.

by Satoshi-kun March 8, 2012

Pidge

A term popularized by non-gendered Americans used to address each other casually.

Synonym for Dude or Chick that is not gender specific.

Girl: Whaddup pidge? Is that a new sweatshirt?
They: Yes it is, does it look good on me?

by DebSlave April 20, 2018