piddly diddly fuck all

absolutely nothing

"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."

by Mike Press March 22, 2004

Piddly Cats

A cat that instead of meowing, it says Piddly cat. and it is piddly.

" oh wow!" look at those piddly cats!!!! thats so amazing!

by Millweed February 17, 2008

piddly pig

A useless or weak pig. Easy to kill or squish. Makes tasty bacon.

"I bet you I could kill that pig in 2 seconds. What a piddly pig."

piddly pig

by i-pooped-on-a-cat August 24, 2014

Piddly Snakes

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!

by JBlaze88 December 12, 2008

piddly squat

The act of sitting or squatting in a puddle to piddle (pee)

The kid indiscretely sat in a sunny puddle, on the hot, wet pool deck, for a piddly squat.

by Freyjawired May 18, 2023