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Pickaxe

A tool used to fucking mine damn useless rocks. A pickaxe can fucking kill a bitch. You can hit dogs with a pickaxe and fucking kill their ass. Pickaxe rhymes with dick. You can stick a pickaxe up a ass and call it a dick. Your gay ass fuck little brother can suck the pickaxe. You can fuck up anything you want. Bust a capybara’s coochie? Use a pickaxe. Do illegal as fuck surgery on a bitch dog when it’s not sleeping? Use a pickaxe. Fuck up a annoying bitches ass? Use a pickaxe.
I used my pickaxe to take out a dogs heart while it was barking at me.
by FAUBCOK February 10, 2022
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Pickaxed

The grotesque act of folding your arm up to where your palm meets your shoulder to give your arm the appearance of a large bludgeon, and inserting it into ones anal cavity.
After that game of basketball, John forcefully pickaxed Bryce afterwards.
by Relyk May 22, 2018
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Pickaxe

The grotesque and egregious act of placing your palm onto your shoulder to make the shape of a large bludgeon and then shoving it in ones anal cavity till they either die or are completely unfixable by any surgery.
After John got done beating Chris in basketball he began to pickaxe him while the other players held him down.
by Relyk2 May 24, 2018
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Pickaxe

Where during fellatio, the female giving said fellatio, purposefully jams her incisor tooth into the male's dick-hole, causing extreme pain or death and in some very rare cases, mild pleasure.
Bob was really enjoying Kim's blowjob, until she decided to Pickaxe him as revenge for giving her The Shocker earlier that evening.
by The Prariedogs January 12, 2010
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Fapping with a pickaxe

Doing the action of fapping with a pickaxe.
Fapping feels so good. It feels great when I'm fapping with a pickaxe.
by tristan1301 July 13, 2011
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Pickaxefuck

Man I pickaxefucked her so hard
by Starman4981 March 17, 2021
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Wooden Pickaxe

Some useless shit, normaly used to mine 3 cobblestones.
Wooden Pickaxe: What do you need from me, creator?
Me: Mine 3 cobblestones.
Wooden Pickaxe: *Pikachu surprised face*
by Castlemilo April 24, 2019
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