Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

Phobia

There are many different types of phobias. A phobia is known as an extreme fear. Here are some examples of common phobias: Claustrophobia – The fear of small spaces like elevators, small rooms and other enclosed spaces.
Aerophobia – The fear of flying.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – The fear of long words. Believe it or not, it’s real.
Androphobia – The fear of men. Usually seen in younger females, but it can also affect adults.
Tescophobia - The fear of self check out services especially when left alone.
Phobophobia – The fear of fear. The thought of being afraid of objects/situations.
Podophobia – The fear of feet. Some people fear touching or looking at feet, even their own.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia – The fear of Friday the 13th.
Gynophobia – The fear of women. May occur if you have unresolved mother issues.
Achondroplasiaphobia – The fear of midgets. Because they look differently.
Bananaphobia – The fear of bananas. If you have this phobia, they are scary.
Sidonglobophobia – The fear of cotton balls or plastic foams. Oh that sound.
Catoptrophobia – The fear of mirrors. Being afraid of what you might see..
Telephonophobia – The fear of talking on the phone. Phobics prefer texting.
Cacomorphobia – The fear of fat people.
Didaskaleinophobia – The fear of school. This phobia affects kids mostly.
Technophobia – The fear of technology is often induced by culture/religion.
Numerophobia – The fear of numbers and the mere thought of calculations.

Mr. Cotton has an extreme phobia that stops him making contact with several machines

by J-H Marwood October 9, 2017

home-o-phobic

Home-o-phobia is the condition and social category of home-free people who not only lack housing, they refuse to get a home and refuse to maintain, regular, safe, and adequate shelter.
The term "home-o-phobic" applies to a person who chooses to be home-free because they see no reason to get a job, and thus choose to sleep in the street.

Byron is a home-o-phobic and its gotten so bad that he won't even sleep at other people's houses.

by whalewail April 13, 2009

Popo-phobic

1. When someone is afraid of the police.
2. When something is police-fearing in nature.

Brotha Fred sure is a popo-phobe!

That movie about people in the hood sure was popo-phobic.

by zoeyainthowuspellit April 20, 2007

mandingo-phobia

Fear of Big Black Penis or African Penis

Sarah had an undiagnosed fear of black penis. Mandingo-Phobia that left her Frozen and unable to Speak.

by VanKirkSter January 28, 2017

chicken phobia

A sometimes paralyzing mental disorder characterized by ongoing fear of chickens, both the birds themselves as well as any food made with chicken parts.

My supervisor walked into my office hungrily gnawing on a greasy chicken leg and then proceeded to ask if she could borrow my pen; I thought I would go entirely insane since it triggered my long-standing chicken phobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019

Homophobic phobic

Someone who hates homophobic people is a homophobic phobic person and is a bigot.

Sean: I hate faggots
Kyle: You are homophobic and a bigot slayyyyyy

Sean: Stop being homophobic phobic and accept everyone for who they are you bigot , you are a horrible person and I am offended.

by nacho_enjoyer April 2, 2023