Phonebook

A device used to discipline a person who commits a party foul. The guilty offender is slapped in the face with a phonebook.

"John accidentally knocked over a cup playing beer pong, so we phonebooked his ass."

by Mizzikeee April 6, 2008

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Phonernet

Internet available on phones and mobile devices including The Google, The YouTube, and mobile apps.

Dude alone in hotel: Damn! This hotel doesn't even have Spanktravision. Guess I'll have to break out the phonernet.

Phone: buffering... buffering... buffering...

Dude: buffering... buffering... buffering...

by PointsAtBitches October 11, 2011

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Phomboneus Jones

Random nickname to call anyone whether you happen to know their name or not.

used similarly to

woah "buddy"
Hey "man"
Back off "ace"

Listen up Phomboneus Jones, you need to calm the frick down!

by Phomboneus Jones March 1, 2009

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phonebook manga

A slang term for the weekly manga magazines which are quite common in Japan and nerd specialty stores. These weekly manga are considerably huge and used use thin paper similar to that found in phonebooks, hence the name "Phonebook Manga".

You'd have a lot more space in this room if you threw away some of those phonebook mangas.

by MBorel July 15, 2003

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Phonephones

When you use two telephones at the same time to hear the same thing in both ears: A reciever on each ear, speaking into the two transmitters. This is useful in loud environments to block out the noise, or to amuse yourself when talking to someone really boring.

Because Nancy was so boring to talk to, Bob had to use phonephones. Coming through the two speakers, his voice sounded like Iron Man.

by weetodd March 26, 2008

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