phlarghbbe

Noun. The longest one syllable word. A title given to a total loser online and therefore by escaping nerdism, you are in fact cool.

Dhboy123 is the biggest phlarghbbe I know because nobody in the game likes him.

by HisLordship July 24, 2007

Phlarping

The act of making involuntary noises by having another person blow into your mouth. The mouths must have an air tight seal (a la CPR) for a phlarp to take place. The sound is best described as gorilla-esque.

Man, Susie and I were making out and all of a sudden we started phlarping!

by bunkylady April 20, 2010

PHLAK

(P)rofessional (H)acker's (L)inux (A)ssult (K)it
A linux Distro that can be used as a live cd.

Dude, have u booted up phlak from the cd, it kicks ass compared to slackware. (slackware is also a very good linux distro)

by Rabbit March 10, 2004

plark

Plark, What Alien Monkeys say

"Plark!" Said Plark, the Alien Monkey

by Kessian January 10, 2005

Phlarg

Phlarg: Another word for "Fuck", but slightly more acceptable.

Jonny: What the phlarg Jimmy? Why are you beign a drama llama?

Jimmy: I got phlarged in the butt last night.

by Anonymous90001 December 4, 2007

phlart

A loud, wet fart that travels from the buttcrack to the clit.

I’ve been phlarting so much lately that I got a UTI.

by Phlart June 3, 2022

Phlarmf

(F-l-arm-f) a small inward burst of cold air into the anus, after a push of a fart. the push creates a vacuum causing the cold air to enter and fill the vacuum.

No need
i suppose you could say "i just phlarmfed" but i would not reccomend it, as you will lose your friends

by Nathan M123 December 3, 2007