word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."
{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}
Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.
Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.
by El_Scorcho November 6, 2004
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Get the phailq mug.When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.
by booblover December 14, 2009
Get the Whore phail mug.A 20mm 6 barreled anti-missile CIWS (close-in weapons system) mounted on aircraft carriers and other ships. Designed to be a point defense system, it is the first effective design able to shoot down most anti-ship missiles, including High-g Maneuvering sea skimmer missiles. It's six barreled Vulcan cannon can fire at about 4,500 rounds per minute, creating a virtual wall of lead in front of the enemy missile.
The ship seemed doomed, but the phalanx system came online just in time to shoot down the anti-ship missiles.
by MArk t3h Great December 26, 2008
Get the phalanx mug.The contents of a container or something being transported. Can refer to the cargo of a truck or other transport vehicle as well as the semen located in the male testicles.
"The payload in that truck weighs several thousand pounds."
"I busted a fat payload of cum on that bitch's face!"
"I busted a fat payload of cum on that bitch's face!"
by IceWarm November 21, 2004
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by Somedudeyoyoyo November 28, 2007
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