Phayul

A modified word of fail, firstly changing the word ''fail'' into ''fayul'' Than replacing the F with PH since they make the same sound.
Believed to suddenly come up on a random conversation between two friends, who have the hobby of changing words to make them sound or look funnier.

You phayul at making a decent knot.
Your video game skills is a total phayul.

by Teh newbeh May 10, 2011

mental-plaque

Shit that builds up in one's head as a result of daily living and experience.

Mental tartar.

I need some mental-floss, there's just too much shit clogging my head.

Did you let the dog out? Uhh, I don't know.

by s6 July 19, 2005

Anna Paquin

A very hot actress who gained popularity from her role as Rogue in all three X-Men movies. She seems to have the real life uncanny ability to get hotter with every film.

Jesus, did you see Anna Paquin in 25th hour? Holy fucking hotness, even her stomach was sexy.

by Reasoner August 19, 2007

phalumph

independent celebratory walk that marks you as a creative free-thinker

Today...I shall go on a phalumph. Nothing clears the mind and renews the spirit like phalumping

by ListeningMan May 26, 2010

[Phajungulate]

To use your hands in a jittery search-like manner

The act of searching with tactile senses

Philip had to phajungulate through his bag for his car keys.

by Deluxe bwoy March 24, 2019

picking the plaque

When picking, or scratching, the plaque off of one's teeth to clean one's teeth of bacteria. This is usually done when one feels bumpy stuff on his/her teeth which is plaque or when one cannot brush one's teeth properly.

There are a few ways to do it:

1. Going to the dentist every 6 months.
2. Using one's nail to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
3. Using a sharp object of some sort to scratch one's teeth and putting the plaque onto a tissue daily or after every meal.
4. Any other way one would like.

One : Hey your teeth have gotten whiter, lately.
Two : Yeah! I've been picking the plaque everyday!
One : Wow! That's nice. My dentist doesn't even do that for me because he's so cheap.
Two : It's a lot better doing it yourself because it's more reliable and it's a free daily ticket to white teeth!

by Choysen July 25, 2010

Plaque Conspiracy

Humorous justification for one's lack of teeth or dental health.

Teeth are for gay people, that's why they're collected by fairies. Don't believe me? That's the plaque conspiracy.

by SlowAsBalls2 April 2, 2010