petrified

adj. stoned so often that acute effects on thought are outwardly noticeable.

little bitch is petrified, no wonder he get no love.

by observer of the obvious November 17, 2003

pedofied

To become stunned or paralyzed in arousal for underage children. Similar to petrified.

To convert (wood or other organic matter) into a stony replica by means of pedofication.

To cause to become stiff or rigid through exposure to children.

The man in the trench coat became aroused as the school bus unloaded onto the playground. His penis flooded with blood and his knees shivered; but, his hands had become pedofied, unable to expose the throbbing genitals underneath his trench coat.

by broughizzay October 22, 2009

petrified wood

a boner or erection lasting for many hours

Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.

by k blau July 23, 2006

petrified wood/rock

Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.

Have you seen any petrified wood/rock? I can't find it anywhere!

by sootymaisie123 March 8, 2015

Petrifried

When a person is so stoned they cannot move.

"Yo man, Jon smoked 8 joints and he's petrifried."

by Frankster420 September 25, 2019

petronie

A very beautiful creature, she's kind, amazing and very loyal.she can be abit short-tempered but she's a good person,she fall in love very easily but doesn't trust people.
She's sexy and a fashionista.petronie like looking good.She likes perfection in every thing she does.
A petronie is always the center of attention, even in a crowded room a petronie is always noticed .

Boy: you look gorgeous
Petronie: I know

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Petrifried

When you are scared/anxious and also very stoned at the same time

I think the cops are outside man I'm petrifried

by WOTD✌ February 22, 2022