Petis

Holding something up to your groin area and pretending it is your penis

That zucchini that I held on my crotch was a pretty funny Petis.

by Jqoi Zunderlat September 29, 2020

peteish

1) playing video games and immensely enjoying it.

2) Going to bed at a really early time. The earlier the more peteish.

1) He couldn't hang out with us today, because he would rather stay home and be peteish.

2) I stayed up all night last night, so tonight i'll probably end up being peteish.

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Petish

A pet fetish..... dog..cat..horse..exotic cat..etc.

Girl 1: hey.... where is your boyfriend Joe Bob? I thought we could double date tonight....
Girl 2: his parents are out of town so he is home alone with the dog..... living out his petish fantasies without me.....
Girl 1: oh.... that makes sense now.... cuz I saw him at the grocery store and he must have had 3 or 4 containers of peanut butter....lol
Girl 2: OMG.... I'm so jealous!!!

by LemmeF1ndOut January 30, 2022

Ryan Pethick Theory

The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.

Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."

by Mustela November 26, 2022

penhis

Its when you don't know how to pronounce penis right

Woah thats a big penhis

by Anita P... May 14, 2018

petris

to pull a petris - the action to leave conference or a group conversation for a couple of minutes without telling anybody , and then return at a random time .

bob : so guys how about meeting up at 8 ?
bill : it's ok
jhonny : perfect , but i have to be home by 9.
bob : sucks , jhonny can you pick me up on your way ?
jhonny: .....
bob : jhonny ?!?!?
bill : he just pulled a petris on us again !!!
...
( 5 minutes pass )
...
jhonny : you gyus still here ? i had to go do some random thing

by petris victim August 31, 2010

petrise

Name in french meaning way to sexy for words!

Petrise has a huge dunk.in the trunk

by alyssa January 23, 2005