stiff peter

a massive erection.

stiff peter is a pussy beater.

by yoyobam March 3, 2018

Peter Parker

Peter Parker is the everyman. He’s the common, average, middle-of-the-road guy that just happens to be endowed with amazing powers when he’s bitten by a radioactive spider. Despite Spidey’s fantastic abilities, Peter Parker still has to deal with the woes of middle-class living. Girl problems, making ends meet, keeping his family together, getting through school; all the tropes of our everyday normal lives lived out through the eyes of a superhero.

Peter Parker is unique amongst the cabal of top tier superheroes.

by Caleb_Nyuu June 12, 2013

Stiff peter

To pin an opponent in a wrestling match

Wrestler : i'm next on mat 4 coach

Coach : ok, go out there and give him the " stiff peter " and finish on his back!

Wrestler : ok coach!!!

by XxxnastyJ February 7, 2020

Peter Capaldi

The 12th incarnation of the Doctor, a timelord from Gallifrey that was created for the television series Doctor Who. When he regenerated (got a new body as a way of cheating death) from the 11th doctor, he exclaimed, "KIDNEYS! I don't like the color."

"Who's that guy over there?"

"That's Peter Capaldi, the newest incarnation of the Doctor."

by timelordinslytherin May 3, 2014

peter tork

Bass guitarist and keyboardist for the pop/rock band The Monkees. Member of the group from 1965-1968, 1986-1989, 1996-1997, and 2001. Multi-talented instrumentalist who also plays banjo, piano, guitar, organ and drums. Popular figure in the New York City/ Greenwich Village folk scene in the early 1960s. Other bands included Peter Tork and The New Monks, The Peter Tork Project, and the current Shoe Suede Blues. His Monkees legacy still lands him in many guest roles on sitcoms and occasional cameo roles in movies.

We were born to love one another
This is something we all need.
We were born to love one another
We must be what we're goin' to be
And what we have to be is free.
-Peter Tork, "For Pete's Sake"

by MusicFan August 1, 2004

Sneaky Peter

The act of wiping one's hand with penis sweat and stealthily creeping up on someone to cover their mouth and nose like a spy using chloroform.

While Jack was watching TV, Steve crept from behind and gave him a sneaky peter.

by Kidagora July 30, 2011

Peterchin

To be or not to be peterchinned. To be peterchinned is to be under the influence of any drug or substance.

Dude I was astronomically peterchinned last night, I ate a cottage cheese sandwich.

by Deez_nuts123 June 26, 2022