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Teacher's Pest

That guy who tries to be a teacher's pet, but every teacher hates him.
"Dude, did you see that fat kid try and suck up to the teacher?"

"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"
by OnlydjeKnow April 25, 2013
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Apathetic Pessimism

(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.

(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.

(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.
1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!

2.)... you have an idea.

3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.
by kamel_reds February 14, 2009
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Pionel Pessi

Pionel Pessi is an ancient ghost from Rosario, Argentina.
If you shout "Real Madrid" he will dissapear.
If you shout "Eibar" or "Penalty" he will appear.
Me: REAL MADRID!
Pionel Pessi: *dissapears*
by pionelpessighost September 2, 2022
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Pessidog fangirl

Use to describe Messi fans since none of them are above the age of 14 unless they are part of the ESPN meat-munching cult where they pleasure themselves to Messi fraudulently winning Ballon D'ors. Most of them are still in primary school so they don't get any homework, they research CR7's opponent's to not feel insecure as they always do. If you speak facts to them, they will start to bark at you and since they have they IQ of a 6 year old with down syndrome.
"Why do no females talk to me and why am I adopted?"
"Because you're a pessidog fangirl"
"Sorry, I will now end my life"
by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023
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pionel pandres pessi

A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist small relegation teams.Examples are: eibar, estonia, bolivia, jamaica and many others.
I saw pionel pandres pessi Ghosting agaist big teams
by Rapepsidog November 29, 2022
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pessoptimism

A philosophy that encourages forward-thinking optimism with an educated acceptance of a basic level of pessimism. Optimism's fault is it's naivete, pessimism's it's blind jadedness. We live on Earth and are human. There is, was and will be good and bad. Shit happens, dreams come true.
Hey kiddo, have a little pessoptimism. Keep your eye on the mountain, pretend the obstacles aren't there, but don't get too bent out of shape when there's a thousand miles, an abyss, a cougar and crossfire before you get there. And that's alright. The goal isn't really worthy without that stuff in the way.
by Jeffrey John September 19, 2007
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sex pest

A sex pest is a person that is overly sexual with people that do not want his/hers/their advances. They may say things to make people uncomfortable or send unsolicited nudes. They are not usually self aware of their sex pestery.
Hey, did Jessi send you unsolicited nudes? She's a real sex pest.
by TMCnofox September 8, 2022
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