perversity

American mis-spelling of perversion.
Perversity actually means "stubborn awkwardness".

I offered her a ride in my car, but she perversely decided to walk.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

Perversal

doing a reversal comeback with a perverted statement

Mason: Don't punch me in the money maker
Cesar: what, your mouth?
Sal: ha ha a perversal!

by Dante D. Shanks August 6, 2012

perverse

The non-chorus part of the song that's being amended to a dirty lyric version

Man 1: "Yo dude, why are you looking at Katy Perry lyrics"
Man 2: "I'm writing the first perverse"
Man 1: "Do you ever feel like a plastic slag... that's redonk man!"

by al-co-hol July 2, 2011

perverseaverance

The act of persevering to accomplish a perverse goal.

Charlie and Eddie's perverseaverance to distance their Dad from themselves is immense. Interestingly, Charlie also distances himself from Eddie.

by but for December 19, 2018

The Perversity meter

A color coded scale of how perverse one is.

Severe(Red): Severely perverted. So perverted that you can't even stand them. Takes the smallest word or sentence and somehow turns it into a perverted statement. Needs help.
High(Orange): Highly perverted. Often oggles at people and never stops with the innuendoes. Is annoying to talk to sometimes.
Elevated(Yellow): Significantly perverted. Makes innuendoes from time to time.
Guarded(Blue): Generally perverted. The average amount of how perverted one usually is.
Low(Green): Not perverted at all. Is probably either a pussy or their religon forbids perverseness.

Many different types of people have different scales on the perversity meter. For example:
Sever(Red) usually consists of frat boys, party animals, and general assholes. Oh, and The Todd too.
High(Orange) usually consists of freshmen(both college and highschool), your dad, that one friend who you never hang out with.
Elevated(Yellow) usually consists of work friends, close pals, and drink buddies.
Guarded(Blue) usually consists of regular people. People who see the perverseness in situations but don't always say how they're perverted.
Low(Green) usually consists of 40 Year old Virgins, nuns, preists, and the selebic.

by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007

Perverse Psychology

Being brutally and truthfully honest with an individual (in a humourous way) with no intention of changing the person at all. In the end having the person laughing about their own faults and inadequacies. Unlike reverse psychology where you say the opposite to get the result you want.

Me: We laughed so hard at Jake trying to understand big words...dumb fuck doesn’t get it
Friend: is he gonna learn?
Me: no. It’s just funny. Right Jake?
Jake: so funny.
Friend: that’s perverse psychology?
Jake: huh?

by Bushido711 January 16, 2019

perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.

Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.

by bevanp May 8, 2010