Jazz Purgatory

In a state of being dead but while listening to jazz for eternity.

Bruh the dex sent me straight to jazz purgatory.

by 5ellout January 20, 2019

Facebook Friend Request Purgatory

the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that I full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the SLIGHTEST bit of shade in the past. I instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in 'friend request purgatory'--for punishment... and purification--before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into "heaven" (i.e. my friend list)

Did your ex boyfriend friend request you? He's on Facebook now.

Yes girl, I have him locked away in Facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.

by mskimisfierce May 13, 2010

Weed Purgatory

<Noun> A wretched state of mind stoners encounter when too high and their remote to the TV won't work; usually stuck on the worst infomercial ever made. These fools are too lazy to get up to change the channel and are thus, in a torturous place because they are forced to watch bad television.

Jay accidentally stepped on the remote so he and Miller were stuck watching Oxy Clean infomercials all night long. They were condemned to weed purgatory.

by Jamon26 August 6, 2008

Purgatory

The tv show "supernatural" defines purgatory as a place where any supernatural creature goes after death

Vampires go to purgatory

Dean got blown to purgatory when killing a liviathan

by Boinable April 2, 2017

friend purgatory

A place for people who have requested to friend you on facebook. Instead of confirming or denying friendship you just leave them in friend purgatory.

I got faced by an old highschool buddy but I just left them in friend purgatory until I decide if they are friend worthy and can get into my friend heaven or deny them entry.

by onefractal December 8, 2009

Purgatory

When your dick is a full extent but not yet hard

When I'm about to give a presentation in class my dick goes into purgatory .

by HanzWank January 5, 2019

Purgatory

Can be used as an adjective to describe a weird or surreal experience. A situation described as Purgatory usually has a chaotic energy and makes you extremely uncomfy.

*walks into a Golden Corral at 2:10 am*
Me: Yo, this shit is Purgatory...

by wanna.be.werewolf August 6, 2019