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percussive reset

(i) hitting a machine until it starts working again

(ii) hitting a person upside the head with a blunt object until they start making sense/stop their hysterics/stop stuttering/are unconscious.
"Dude, the TV's not working. How do I fix it?"

"Didja try percussive reset?"
by TenChan September 19, 2011
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Percussive Maintenance

a book found in the game West of Loathing, described as "the ancient art of fixing things by hitting them really hard".
person 1: -speaking jibberish-
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill
by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
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Persuasive Touch

The act of persuading somebody to do what you want, usually to accompany you somewhere, via a forceful choke or headlock.
"You better come with me, otherwise I may have to persuasive touch you"
"Oh hell no I'm comin my nibba"
by FriendRuin June 7, 2018
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A Percussive Spoog

Any spoog sounding a rhythm, of sorts, on impact
It was far from a percussive spoog to be honest
by Mr G. Wankershaw June 7, 2019
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persuasive oral

Giving someone head to gain something from it.
Mia: "I gave John persuasive oral so that he'd lend me his car"
by Bingedy Bongedy June 6, 2018
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Institutionalized Permissiveness

Institutionalized Permissiveness is the advocating of policy, business practices or legislation that makes no sense and that allows for the lowest possible standard to be validated and thrive.
In California, homeless people have been legislated different rights than other citizens. Pissing on ATM's and shitting in pubic is allowed and police are legally bound to not do anything about it. The Institutionalized Permissiveness of our California State Legislator's have advocated for the homeless to devalue themselves by legalizing the lowest possible standard, absent of any decorum we hold to other civilians in our community.
The teacher was fired for using a red pen to correct his students' papers. Colleges, High schools, Middle schools and Elementary schools have "outlawed" red pens because it hurts childrens' feelings. This is an academic policy that is a perfect example of Institutionalized Permissiveness, an allowing of an idiotic policy to reign.
by Petra Pavlov September 4, 2019
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Bi-Permissive Homosensual

An individual who enjoys hugging others of the same gender, but who also allows hugs from the opposite gender to seek intimacy.
Martina doesn't mind who she hugs, male of female (or any gender). Martina is bi-permissive homosensual.
by rockmeister84 February 17, 2021
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