Pertunity

a very good that's what she said joke

- dude, how was the test?
--oh mann, it was soo hard.

- that's what she said.
--well that was a pertunity

or

--man you missed the best pertunity the other day. we were taking a french test and the teacher said "lets do the oral part first" thats what she saiid.

by thatswhatshesaid.duh. November 2, 2009

perduduion

The "ion" of Perduduion is silent. A mythical eel like serpent that secretes a type of mucus that allows it to travel on land. It also has nostrils that allow to breath in air without the use of gills. This serpent also has the ability to change shape and color; unlike a chameleon, this characteristic is not used for camouflage at all. Resides in the southern most parts of the United States of America.

where's Jeff?" "Oh he was eaten by a Perduduion, the funeral was last week." "That's a shame. Sorry I could not attend, I was on vacation in a Perduduion free land." "Good choice.

by Razortooth! July 22, 2010

pedruncle

Pedruncle - A drunk pedophilic uncle

Oh no! My pedruncle is home from the bar, hide!!

by M4ZT3R13L4Z14N January 30, 2017

Purdune

Person who makes a video game "kill" after most of the hit points are taken away by other players. Also can be used as a verb with Purduned.

That Purdune killed the tank I was shooting. He Purduned my kill!

by Purdune June 26, 2019

pedunculus

Also known as a frontbutt on women (and some men), the pedunculus is the last fatty roll before the vagina.

Did you see the pedunculus on that lunch lady?

by Bruiser Bradley January 7, 2008

Perfunctious

illogical or ridiculous, particularly in an academic setting. can be applied ubiquitously to persons, things, situations, or facts that relate to ones current station in life

the test question was perfunctious...this class is perfunctious..."you drank 6 shots of espresso...Perfunctious!"

by Agent0027 June 27, 2007

PEEDUNKED

When you drop your cell phone in the toilet while texting

Dude, I peedunked my phone yesterday while texting

by Weff January 7, 2010