pennis elbow

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.

Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!

by sandspit November 25, 2007

penisitis

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

Penisism

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009

Penising

The act of inserting your penis.

"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."

by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013

Penisish

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

pennis

the cool way of saying penis

my pennis is large now, but it will be small again

by Jay May 10, 2003

penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007