peniority

having a penis that is much thicker, longer, and bigger than another. could either be circumcised or uncut.

usually includes ball size and how much cum is released.

"dude that girl is mine"

"bro no way she's mine, i have peniority over you"

by bigballzboi September 20, 2012

penitarian

person that has a diet consisting mostly of penis and sperm.

My girlfriend is a huge penitarian. Also the same as penivore and opposite to vagitarian.

by bakezzzz May 10, 2009

Peditorosis

Peditorosis is the medical term for chronic losing. Peditorosis affects only men and reduces their chances of success with the opposite sex. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: giving a girl too much attention, oozing desperation, being terrified of rejection, and lacking self-confidence. Put simply, you lose your ability to exude awesome or win. Oh and it can be contagious.

Stacy: "Did you hear? Bobby Havens brought flowers to his first date. How could anyone be that lame?"

Amanda: "I guess you don't know. He has peditorosis."

Stacy: "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. That explains A LOT..."

by JGunz December 2, 2010

peniosis

He’s got a peniosis

Also know as a fishing rod penis

Demi dose not like penises with peniosos as she fears it will get stuck

Oh look there Callum W with his peniosis

by Peniosis specialist March 4, 2019

peninosis

Strain on the male genitals from erectile disfunction medication causing an erection that lasts more than four hours.

He was doubled over in pain the other day after overdoing the chippies (ed drugs) and coming down with a harsh case of peninosis.

by gene clifford katter August 25, 2020

plitoris

A mix between a penis and a clitoris. A penis resmebling a clitoris, i.e., a very small penis.

His penis was so small it might as well have been a plitoris.

by ohreally April 5, 2009

pentoris

The developed clitoris of a big dike, a real rug-muncher. The size of the pentoris is often directly related to the level of bull-dikeness.

Sometimes you can see Rosie O'Donnell's pentoris through her pants.

by Sharkfin March 18, 2007