3 definitions by ohreally

plitoris

A mix between a penis and a clitoris. A penis resmebling a clitoris, i.e., a very small penis.

His penis was so small it might as well have been a plitoris.

by ohreally April 5, 2009

pook

a person whose parents refuse to accept that they are not a kid anymore.

That guy must be such a pook if he still goes to the petting zoo with his parents.

by ohreally April 29, 2009

clay

One who is both homosexual and incredibly stupid. Exhibits poor judgement and poor decision making skills. Someone who doesn't think before they ask a profoundly stupid question. Also may refer to someone with an infintesimal penis, so small it is confused with a clitoris

Don't you think anything through, you freaking clay?
Think before you speak, you clay!
He was such a clay! His penis looked like a clitoris!

by ohreally April 5, 2009