clay

One who is both homosexual and incredibly stupid. Exhibits poor judgement and poor decision making skills. Someone who doesn't think before they ask a profoundly stupid question. Also may refer to someone with an infintesimal penis, so small it is confused with a clitoris
Don't you think anything through, you freaking clay?
Think before you speak, you clay!
He was such a clay! His penis looked like a clitoris!
by ohreally April 05, 2009
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plitoris

A mix between a penis and a clitoris. A penis resmebling a clitoris, i.e., a very small penis.
His penis was so small it might as well have been a plitoris.
by ohreally April 05, 2009
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pook

a person whose parents refuse to accept that they are not a kid anymore.
That guy must be such a pook if he still goes to the petting zoo with his parents.
by ohreally April 29, 2009
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