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penisface

Someone with a penis on their face.
Hey, penisface, there's a penis on your face!
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peniscake

An object or person which really sucks, badly.
Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes
by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004
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penispack

a bag in which you keep your penis.
I keep my dick in my penispack so tat it doesnt get dirty.
by Pabs S. December 31, 2008
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Penissaurusrex

A mature sexist man who believes he's still attractive to women usually over 45 with a tiny cock and useless hands
See that old guy over there drinking halfs and staring at the barmaids tits he's a penissaurusrex
by Kali_mist November 4, 2016
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penisface

Someone with a big nose or someone you really hate.
Dude, that kid is such a penisface.
by fucker April 23, 2003
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peniscake

A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.

Ingredients:

1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises
Yum! This peniscake taste like fried rice!
by Damon Gant December 26, 2007
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peniscockle

When someone like yourself decides to look up stupid words on a fucking fake dictionary, gj douche. Gj.
The person who typed "peniscockle" into the box must enjoy eating peniscockle.
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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