Penguin Slide 

The sexual act of a many sledding down a hill, while the women is on all fours at the bottom, and perfectly aiming his penis into her vagina

Dude I totally gave her The Penguin Slide.

Penguin Slide by Centrillia January 3, 2011

The Club Penguin Snowball Fight 

the act of ejaculating inside the condom during intercourse and freezing it in the freezer and then inserting said condom filled semen into a female's sex organs

Hey, my girl and I tried the Club Penguin snowball fight. It was ice cold, man!

The Club Penguin Snowball Fight by clubpenguincargle September 12, 2017

penguin shit 

When a penguin shats, he makes a substance called PENGUIN SHIT

Eat penguin shit you ass belancher

penguin shit by LUkeAss December 23, 2003

angry penguin scuffle 

A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.

That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!

angry penguin scuffle by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013

penguin shit 

1) Penguin Feces

When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.

Please, help yourself to Shrimp and Penguin shit.

Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on

Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.

penguin shit by Jonny jewsalot March 2, 2004

Penguin Style 

Sex with both partners pants around their ankles.

I'm so horney for you I'm gonna do you penguin style from the door to the bed and I'm not planning on taking my shoes off.

Penguin Style by GeezusJizz August 8, 2016

club penguin sex

A genre of porn that is esteemed by critics (AKA the highly experienced Peternity discord server)

Hey dude I just finished watching a movie with my parents and grandparents!

What did you watch?

club penguin sex!

club penguin sex by TheRadRabbidRabbit July 9, 2021