Petoria

Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.

Long live Petoria!

by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019

peloothered

an old Irish slang term for drunken, from the James Joyce novel Dubliners.

That ol' chap was rather peloothered goin' to Mass.

by WishyWashyWoo September 29, 2011

Peoria Piledriver

When a heterosexual male member of law enforcement fills his rectum with neutral grain alcohol (at least 180 proof) and is penetrated anally by the penis of one or more other heterosexual male(s).

Johny is not gay, he just likes to like to do the Peoria Piledriver with officer Matt O'Brien.

by Officer Matt O'Brien April 9, 2021

pedorphins

Endorphins that are activated in your feet to block the pain from dancing the night away in ill-fitting shoes. Once the dancing stops, and the pedorphins wear off, you may find you are crippled for life.

Brian: "Why are you walking like a cripple? You were dancing up a storm a minute ago."
Linda: "That was before the pedorphins wore off. Now that I've stopped, my feet are killing me."
Brian: "I suggest that you keep on dancing then."

by vegasnow January 7, 2012

Peoria Handshake

The friendly greeting given by a stripper to a patron of a gentleman's club which entails grabbing and fondling of the patron's genitalia

As soon as the stripper gave me the Peoria Handshake I knew I would buy a lap dance from her.

by The Mountain Goat May 6, 2009

Pecorina

Italian adjective literally meaning "...of sheep". Usually used among Italian people referring to a sexual position like "doggy-style".

Facciamolo alla pecorina! - Let's do it doggy-style!

by Adrasta December 29, 2010

Pelosi Doctrine

opposing the impeachment of a corrupt president in order to weaken the president's party in an upcoming election

There are many reasons why George W Bush deserved to be impeached, his outrageous abuses of power,illegal warrantless wire taps (some of these were U.S. soldiers in Iraq calling home to their families), extraordinary renditions, torturing P.O.W.s etc. In the 2006 election voters soundly rejected the radical Bush agenda, but when Nancy Pelosi became Speaker Of The House she said impeachment was off the table. Keeping Bush in office severely weakened the Republican party and helped the Democrats win the White House and gain seats in Congress in the 2008 election. This is the Pelosi Doctrine.

by Michael_Hunt December 16, 2008