peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 9, 2006

Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009

peeneezing

When you have such an awesome sneeze that a little pee comes out. Often happens to pregnant women.

I had just put my clothes on after getting out of the shower when I ended up peeneezing all over myself.

by labelleauboitdormant October 29, 2009

peener kumpic

a word to describe the father of a toxic ex

*sees exs father in store*
“ugh he’s such a peener kumpic”

by Gertrude Aka Trudy February 11, 2022

Shot Peened

When are girl unexpectedly grabs your junk at the bar; usually on the dance floor. The girl must not be good looking because you shouldnt enjoy a shot peening

My buddy got shot peened by an old lady at bar.

by Mr. Magoo Balls November 16, 2010

peened

To have a C&B drawn onto you or your possessions.

When I got back to my car I discovered it had been peened.

by VeeJS September 29, 2015

teeney peeney

A small or tiny penis.

Is it cold, or do you just have a teeney peeney??

by Royce G. Garrison October 23, 2004