pedifile

How you spell pedophile if you are poor at spelling.

BadSpeller2008: I think Ron is a pedifile
PersonofAverageIntelligence123: I think you're an idiot

by WentToSchool April 2, 2008

Pedafile

Yet another way to misspell pedophile for the purpose of childishly defining someone as a pedophile and slipping it past UrbanDictionary editors.

Generally, people who write pedafile really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike May 26, 2006

Phedopile

What a gay friend gets pissed off at when someone calls him that. Something to do with a copycat of Sam Seder.

Hatriot: My gay friend told me long time ago to said to me , everybody can call me with any bad names and i don’t care , but when somebody call me phedopile just because i am gay then i am really pissed off.
David Pakman: Wut?
Hatriot: and that your narative is gonna be the kee for Trump win in 2020

by WeedTree August 23, 2019

pedofile

A hidden folder that contains child pornography that is located at C:\users\ZackAttack\downloads\mypedo.

FBI: Sir we're placing you under arrest for child pornography you have the right to remain silent.

Pedophile: I didn't do anything wrong occifer.

FBI: We found your little hidden pedofile on your computer you pervert.

Pedophile: And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.

FBI: Exactly.

by castrader December 16, 2009

pedofile

What people who can't spell will write in place of pedophile.

Chance are, they really mean pedosexual.

by Downstrike September 13, 2004

pedofile

Santa Claus is the pedofile ring leader. "he sees you when you're sleeping" and he also enjoys having millions of little kids sit on his lap...and has elves take pictures of it

Pedofile santa: "Ho Ho HO this red velvet is from the kiddie porn set i acted on last week! ho ho HO!"

by k-martizzle December 27, 2006

pedofile

a 50 year old man who loves to fuck young boys and girls.

probably anyone you meet in a chatroom.

by GhettoLatinaBooty April 5, 2003