Peterdick

1) Verb. The act of cockblocking, but associated with a person who does this action often.

Guy 1: Man, John is suck a peterdick.
Guy 2: I know, he always cockblocks me at every party!
Guy 1: I know! One time he ACTUALLY followed me into a room with a smoking hot girl!
Guy 2: Stupid peterdick.

by Erocker October 25, 2009

Peckerneck

Someone who is a jack off. Someone who is a little crazed

That damned Jeff is a peckerneck, he launched a hocker on me

by Acidcraze October 20, 2018

Peckerpecking

The act of two dickholes, bumping as if, to imitate a kiss. (Muhwah.)

After winning the championship, they decided not to chest bump but chose to do some serious peckerpecking.

by Shonald the linguist August 22, 2019

peckerdillo

A minor offense or sin involving Mr. Happy.

Having a visible hard--on or jizzing your pants may indded be viewed as merely a peckerdillo by most people, but it can be intensely embarrassing for the unfortunate dude with the unruly wiener!

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

Pokerdick

When your penis slips through the folds in your underwear used to make peeing more convenient.

You have pokerdick! Fix it.

by Ecc08 December 22, 2020