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pearl jam

A pretend rock band for gays to have homoerotic fantasies about.
I have more respect for Avril
by PJ sucks dog dicks March 20, 2004
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Pearl jam

If you came in here with a black light, you'd find pearl Jam residue coating most of the readily accessible surfaces.
by stfc May 23, 2018
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Pearl Jam

Semen. Referring to the color of the sperm.
by Ricktron October 24, 2011
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Pearl Jam

A pearl colored substance with the consistency of Jam.

semen cum jiz
She fashioned a Pearl Necklace, out of his Pearl Jam.
by Real Pseudonym March 14, 2019
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Pearl Jammed

When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.

Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Ex. 1

Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"

Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."

Ex. 2

Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."

Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"

Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
by JDMGio February 10, 2010
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Pearl Jam

The name of a famous Seattle band, but more importantly, think about it, Pearl Jam...

A clever slang name for semen, has the consistency of jam and a pearl color. Definitely cum.
Pal: "You fuck Sarah last night?"

Guy: "No doubt, busted my pearl jam in her face."

Pal: "haha you sick fuck, I envy you."
by nhumb March 2, 2010
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Pearl Jam

Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.
Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.
by elvis June 27, 2003
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