peanut

A peanut is a small, semi-hard protrusion of tissue at or just inside the anus. A peanut results from having a case of "ass flu" for several days during which the anus is put under tremendous and shocking stress. The peanut is usally only detectible when wiping but in some extreme cases it is detectible by the ass cheeks.

A peanut never heals completely. Even if it becomes undetectible, you will always live in fear of its return.
I went to Golden Coral and got a raging case of ass flu. When it was all over my starfish had a peanut that didn't go into remission for ten days. It made me feel pretty scule.
by JT Naylor October 13, 2006
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Derogatory term to describe someone who can't drive a car correctly usually on the highway/motorway...
thats a green light you peanut!....accelerator is on the right you peanut!....check your mirrors you peanut!
by Abbes March 13, 2006
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n. a tie that has been tugged downwards until the knot is roughly equivalent in size to a peanut.
v. to administer a peanut. A common and popular act of schoolboys.
"John just gave Sam a major peanut!"
by Dashane September 06, 2005
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the world's best girlfriend. The most beautiful girl in the world who's really smart, funny, and really sexy!! I love her!
Everything that I've ever wanted comes from my peanut. I'm so lucky to have my peanut!
by Jellybean March 15, 2005
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The act of ejaculating and urinating in a woman at the same time.
She was so ready to go, I didn't even piss before we started f*cking; wonder if she could tell I peanutted in her.
by AnXS July 21, 2009
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the tytest girl at hse
peanut is so tyte to hang out with
by peanut March 03, 2004
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a piece of shit faggot who should kill himself
Mike: Hey Peanut guess what?
Peanut: what?
Mike: kill yourself
by Ares708 April 16, 2016
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