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ass pennies

Origin: Upright Citizens Brigade ucb skit-term

Meaning: Used to describe pennies that are inserted into one's ass en masse and then distributed among the world in order to maintain the upper hand in negotiations.
You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.
by Eberon May 24, 2004
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peaness

how peay {as in the vegetable} something is
this indian takeway has a very large peaness to it
by Anything!! March 30, 2007
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peenie

Shake your peenie after you pee
by Peenie September 24, 2003
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ass pennies

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.
1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.
by yo mamma May 13, 2005
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peenie

A teeny tiny penis the size of a little baby, a wee wee that should cause shame and total humiliation to any boy who has one
Tommy was pantsed at the public pool, and all the boys and girls saw his little peenie! All Tommy could do was cover his dinky with his hands as everyone pointed and laughed at him.
by Cody Langley March 4, 2009
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Pennie

Shy until you get to know her then she is CRAZZZYYY! Everyone loves her because she is sweet and is always there to help with any problems you have. She is extremely pretty and all the guys want to go out with her. Shes witty and some what popular at school. She starts out weird but in the end her true self shines. Has a crush on a guy who doesnt like her back but will still dream.
Penelope pennie
by AmandaBanana101 July 12, 2011
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I smell pennies

A phrase or term used when a conversation dies or to shout out in the middle of the hall way.

- Amoi & Kiki Daniels
*Amoi and Kiki spot each other in the hallway*

Amoi & Kiki: I smell pennies!!!
by Deleteus the Fetus February 18, 2019
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