Patuage

(said pat-oog) it is a way of saying you are so rude.

Bobby is patuage.

by Loco-Locomotive July 20, 2019

patagattino

someone who has dyslexia and dysgraphia

a: can you read this for me?

b: yes ofc: "mi m-udb afs?"
a: are you patagattino?

a: can you write: "happy birthday"?
b: yes! - phapy hrtibayd-
a: uhm..are you patagattino?

by me sad sniff sniff April 18, 2021

patagium

The flap of skin that a flying squirrel uses to fly

When it landed, the flying squirrel ripped it's patagium

by Seany Peaks January 6, 2003

patagonian halo

getting head in a movie theater and going off on the person sitting right in front of you.

i gave the best patagonian halo to this mom sitting in front of me!

by DNSAFS September 29, 2009

patagonia

a sweatshirt for all the basic bitches in bethesda.

person #1: did you see Tara's patagonia?
person #2: what a basic hoe

by josephine M January 8, 2017

Patagonia

The brand of choice for Sun Valley ski bums, Chaconians, and Mountainsexuals alike. A high end outdoor apparel brand for those who seldom go outdoors. A brand who's hypocrisy outweighs that of its grass rooted hipster enthusiasts.

"Did you see that bro trying to fish? "

" You mean the relocated Californian in the Patagonia outfit with Chacos on? "

by BoAustin August 6, 2012

Patag

A lonely man who sits in the corner, looking busy at work. Despite any attempt to make a tangible comeback to the onslaught of derogatory comments thrown his way, he feigns laughter and carries on in his work.

Don't let those bullies at work play you for a Patag.

by Lycanthropic November 10, 2010