Asian Parents

during the coronavirus pandemic, all the asian parents decided to lock their kids in their homes and did not let them go outside at all, which literally makes me cry. I have had no social interaction for a month.

Asian parents quarantined me.

by aprettyrealasian March 15, 2020

Asian Parents

Makes you wish that bedtime was earlier
Fucks up your self-esteem

*Note* Not all Asian parents are like this, some are actually nice and understanding.
Parents that will often call you useless, trash, garbage, brainless, stupid, etc.
They expect their children to pass every single subject.
Often forces their children to attend after school programs and summer school.
Asks for your suggestion on where to eat, but when you choose, they will change their mind of asking you for your suggestion.
Will say they love you when you do something good, but won't hesitate to say that they hate you once you fail something.
Extremely controlling, and hardly lets you hang out with friends.

Examples:
Asian Parents:You got an F in math and science?!?!?!?!
Asian Kid:But its not even the end of the trimester, I still have a chance to make up my grades.
Asian Parents:Get the fuck over here!

Asian Kid:Mom, I got a A on my test!
Asian Mom:I love you, now let me check on the rest of your grades.
Asian Kid:Shit
Asian Mom:I fucking hate you, you are a worthless and stupid kid.

by Struggling Asian October 25, 2018

Strict Parents

Parents who place high standards and demands on their children.

Person:1 Why cant you go out tonight Person: 2 I have strict Parents remember

by Crack Lady June 17, 2021

Asian Parents

You non asians think that all asians are awesome? Nope, you're wrong especially when it comes to OLD G(Generation) Asian Parents. Old G Asian Parents only let their kids marry people of their same nationality. Asian boys can't grow hair pass their ears. Getting a C isn't bad, but for OLD G Asian Parents, you're screwed. They don't let their daughters go out because they think their daughter is going to get rape or take naughty pictures. The food is rice all the time. They want their kids to be a doctor or a pharmacist.

Asian Dad: Hey boy you have the girlfriend yet?
Asian Boy: Yeah
Asian Dad: She the white, the black, or the spanish?
Asian Boy: Yeah she's white.
Asian Dad: WHAT!!! YOU A DISGRACE! DUMP HER RIGHT NOW. WE GO TO LAOS TO FIND YOU A HMONG GIRLFRIEND!
Asian Boy: FML! THIS IS AMERICA!

Asian Dad: Hey boy, CUT YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW!
Asian Boy: Why can't I have my hair the way I want it? It's America not Asia.
Asian Dad: You like getting the back door huh.
Asian Boy: What?

Asian Dad: A.....A......A.......C..........let me get my whip k boy. Can't find it but I got two steel chopsticks though.

Asian Girl: Hey mom I'm gonna go hang out with my girlfriends.
Asian Mom: HUH!?!? any boys?
Asian Girl: One guy and that's it.
Asian Mom: YOUR FRIENDS WILL RAPE YOU!
Asian Girl: How? They're all girls except for one guy.
Asian Mom: THEY GOING TO TAKE YOU TO PARTY FULL OF BOYS!

Asian Boy: It's ok mom and dad, I'm going to eat Stouffer's lasagnas.
Asian Parents: THAT'S NOT GOING TO MAKE YOU FULL! RICE MAKE YOU FULL!

Asian Dad: Hey boy, you the doctor yep?
Asian Boy: No dad, I'm only 16.
Asian Dad: Then study hard instead of your stuuuuupid guitar.
Asian Boy: Dad I want to make a Visual Kei band in the future.
Asian Dad: NO! DOCTER BETTER!

by AliSai95 June 21, 2010

Parents

The people who walk inside your room and make you lose in a video game because they want you to clean up their shit

My parents walked into the room and told me to clean up their smelly shit they left on the floor for me to clean up just to make me lose call of duty.

by fluffypenis June 25, 2014

Partential

adj. In golf, when a player has a good chance, or the potential to Par the current hole. A strong favoring of scoring par on a hole.

If Bobby has an easy putt from four feet away, then he has partential.

by Wiseman James85 February 4, 2010

Asian Parents

Very, Very, Strict and mean parents. They force you to have perfect grades, they punish you if you got lower than an A- on a test. i never had them but my friend who is asian did and i know from going over his house that they are very strict.

Real Conversation between my friend and his parents. When I was going into middle school you could either get into 7th math, 7th advanced math, be with the 8th graders in regular math, be with the advanced 8th graders, or be with the highschoolers, average kids got into 7th grade math, smart kids, got into 7th advanced, very smart kids got into 8th, super smart kids got into 8th advanced, and geniuses got into highschool algebra below is a real conversation between my indian friend and his parents

rasheed(Friend): ( Walks into house to see his mom upset with him and yelling at him)

Rasheed: Mom why are you so upset?

Mom: You didnt make it into highschool math

Rasheed: So thats really hard to get into most kids don't even make it into 8th grade regular math

Mom: Don't talk back Mr. You go to your room this instant

Rasheed: But what did I make it into?

Mom: You made it into 8th grade advnced which isn't good enough

Rasheed: if you ask me or anyone else that is very good to make it into advanced 8th going into 7th grade

Mom: (Bitch slaps Rasheed)

Rasheed: What was that for

Mom: Don't question me now go to your room or you'll get this again and tell Jeff to go home you should be studying now

Rasheed: Dude I'm fucked your so lucky your white well you have to go bye you don't wanna witness this.

Now you know it sucks to have asian parents

by snookiwantsmooshsmoosh8888 February 20, 2011