Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids

A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!

by tomafishaful November 12, 2011

startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

patophile

an individual with a love of ducks, often bordering on sexual obsession.

Alex is a patophile.

by krazymack June 12, 2011

Markophile

a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is prone to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers

Any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of "blonde moments" than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. This individual is also often prone to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed "markolepsy" to make it specific to the markophile in question.

by Mensa_Musings August 18, 2011

Pædophile

Someone who has a lust for children

Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

padophile

an Apple fanboi obsessed with buying the iPad. he or she creams their jeans constantly at the thought of having a giant iPhone with no camera and nothing but iPhone apps 9 inches across.

Did you hear about Scotty? closet Padophile, he bought one and didn't tell his wife.

by fleemsleem April 2, 2010