Pantry Pussy

A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage

Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️

by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

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pantry party

Similar to a bathroom party except there is a lot of junk food available in case anyone gets the munchies.

A: "Hey let's have a bathroom party."
B: "How about a pantry party since Bob brought some pot."

by znygrl8 January 2, 2011

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pantry score

food you find in your cupboard that you didn't know you had

Yeeeeees! Chocolate chips! Now I don't have to go to the store AGAIN, before I make cookies...... Pantry Score!!!!

by calidomo October 23, 2014

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pantry predator

An indiviual who will stalk and prey upon the food of others in a community living environment. This could be a roommate or co worker that shares a pantry or refrigerator with others. Pantry predatoring is not limited to only food, toiletries, left- overs and perishables. It is the act of taking such without the consent or permission of the rightful owner.

Our roommate is a pantry predator, late at night when everyone is sleeping , he raids the refrigerator!

by Creativelingo November 22, 2018

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