Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.
by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 03, 2012
by Mic blau February 15, 2017
any orifice in which a summer sausage may be kept without mishap, except in the case of vagina dentata
by dragonsnakelover June 30, 2011
by J. Con June 11, 2007
by ghettodoctor October 01, 2009
If you break it down, its easy. Babies drink from tits to get their food. Normal humans eat from pantries to get their food. Therefore, another term for breasts, is Baby Pantries, because they are a babies pantry.
by Roundhouse Cutback January 11, 2012