Full pantry

When a stripper hides food in her pannus aka pulling a blau

She might have a full pantry... look at them curves

by Mic blau February 15, 2017

pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.

"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"

by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012

sex pantry

any orifice in which a summer sausage may be kept without mishap, except in the case of vagina dentata

I was thinking maybe he could fully stock my sex pantry with his summer sausage.

by dragonsnakelover July 1, 2011

Dutch Pantry

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and the smelling it.

A stink nugget almost slipped out of Timmy's ass while he was performing the dutch pantry on Jamie.

by J. Con July 7, 2007

Goo Pantry

The vagina

"I got it in her goo pantry last night!"

by Thesnizz December 22, 2014

pantry bunny

n. a large yet sexy woman

That pantry bunny I met at the buffet sure looked good in those apple bottoms.

by ghettodoctor October 1, 2009

Pantry Roulette

Opening the pantry or food cabinet & randomly pulling cans of food out & making a meal out of whatever you got, even if they don't go together.

Dad put corn & refried beans in the soup, I guess he played Pantry Roulette for dinner.

by Hal O. Ween June 2, 2011