Panoonoo

Verb. 1) A sexual act usually acted out in the darkest of fantasies. 2) An act consisting of several parts. a) During intercourse, the woman lays on the bottom. b) When the man reaches climax, the woman slips out between his legs and clambers onto his back. c) The woman grabs his nipples, twists, and plants a very large steaming log on his lower back while he cums on the sheets.

"I finally took your advice last night, Rachel. As soon as he was about to cum, I gave him a downright nasty Panoonoo!"

by froznalyve September 30, 2007

ponsoon

A direct translation of Toronto man slang “wasteman” and/or “waste yute” into Central Ontario Hick slang. The “pons” in ponsoon is interchangeable with any prefix as long as the suffix remains as “oon”: such as flampoon or gnarloon.

That ponsoon over there doesnt know the difference between a raccoon and a dolphin.

by Indianleprechaun March 14, 2019

Pansonite

A disease that makes you uncontrollably buy awful ""VR"" headsets from Amazon.

I think I have caught pansonite.

by MindLockAERO September 11, 2022

Panoon

An alternative word for a woman’s vagina.

Dude have you seen her panoon?

No, but Ive heard that it’s lopsided.

by figgernart March 16, 2023

Panoon Shot

Hitting or striking a woman in her vagina.

Straight panoon shot!

(while kicking a woman in the crotch)

by figgernart March 16, 2023

honching panoonie

When someone's period comes and it's a really painful and nasty

Today I got my period , it's a proper honching panoonie

by Rattypainter November 20, 2020

Leo Cham Pansson

The one druggie that keeps saying he is in ”VR” when high. He also likes park benches a lot. Furthermore he is the most toxic Fortnite player in the world and calls every death bullshit or was caused by RNG.

Leo Cham Pansson: Do you know where a park bench is located. I want to sleep.

Bjoj: Nibba why would you want to sleep on a park bench.

Leo Cham Pansson: You know what, I’ll just sleep on a random decking.

by Bjoj2 April 10, 2018