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Pamela Anderson 

A beautiful actress who has poor taste in men and is a slut, but likeable. And to anyone who says without her tits she'd be Paris Hilton is WRONG! Paris Hilton is Fugly and skinny and NASTY. Pamela Anderson at age 90 would STILL be prettier than Paris Hilton!
Pamela Anderson was so much prettier in Home Improvement with her natural lips and eyebrows.
Pamela Anderson by Mona Lott July 31, 2008
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Pamela Anderson 

Canadian-born actress who is approximately 20 years younger, 20 times more popular, and has approximately 1/20th the IQ of Pamela Reed (Ahnold's partner in "Kindergarten Cop").
The main difference between Pamela Anderson and Pamela Reed is that Canadians actually like Pamela Reed.

Palmela Handerson 

Rosie Palm's better looking sister.
I got blue balled on my date...so I had to call in Palmela Handerson to finish the job.
Palmela Handerson by pfrees April 2, 2011

Pamela Anderson 

The Woman Has Hepititas C.
Which is an STD if you didn't know... So, for those of you still looking at the screen with a retarded look on your face... it means if you bang Pamela Anderson, you will excret puss from your genitals.

Palmela Handerson 

The name of the hand you jerk off with

Palmela handerson 

The act of using your hands to self ejaculate.
I may not have a girlfriend to love me but I sure do have palmela handerson. And she never leaves me unpleased!
Palmela handerson by Robdawggy August 31, 2018