Painted Willy

A cross dresser and/or a full blown homosexual.

What's da matter for you? Everybody knows Billy is a painted willy. Hell just ask him.

by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004

Having the painters in

Slang word for period/ that time of month.

My christmas sucked, I had the painters in.

by anagram November 28, 2004

Paiten

Paiten is a girl with a baddie personality, she always is social but is humble and quite when she wants. She is always the one to make you say "oh god" but she always makes you smile, she is always looking good for the occasion and is never caught looking bad, she does some bad but knows her limits (by the way she thiccc)

Yo paiten tf are you doin

by Yo why do you care? June 12, 2018

Poo Painter

To be a poo painter, u need daring wit and creativity. firstly shit in your hand this will act as the paint, secondly find a brush, this will be your index finger. Then apply some paint, find a bare wall, or tiled surface to start painting, make sure that you sign your masterpiece, then invite a friend/family to view it.

Ernest invited Claire into the bathroom, to view his latest piece, little did Claire know that Ernest had Poo painter her parents bathroom.

by Bam West & Som Matton August 18, 2008

Egg Painter

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)

You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall

by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019

Painter's Radio

when a guy blows his muck all over the woman's face.

I left your Mom with a face like a painter's radio and the dirty bitch loved it

by seattle brian February 3, 2009

painted lady

A painted lady is basically a fancy term for a whore

Another fancy word is concubine :D

omg dude lets go get some effin painted lady's

by cmanns May 3, 2008