Painties

Often mistaken as a typo, painties are painted on panties. Best if done with edible paint.

Painties - You Gotta Nair It to Wear It
Paint on Panties, Edible Undies, Roll On Nu Nu Wear, Paint-A-Taint, Crayola Cooter

by Burt Roadkill September 15, 2008

painters new years

A time of the year when a painter/master painter, is so down from bad weather effecting his/her work. The painters new year was created to give painters something to look forward to.

I'm so depressed Griffin, I need something to look forward to,

Griffin: you do! It's painters new years!!

by Pommmmmy July 15, 2017

A paintbrush toothpick situation

Many years ago in 2019 GREG went gorilla freak out mode on his amazing, fantastical daughter because she stirred paint with a paintbrush instead of a toothpick while painting mini D&D figurines. A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone does something small and seemingly unimportant and they get too angry.

Dollar Tree Employee- I saw you dropped that licorice on the ground YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY STORE.
Karen- (walking out the door silently whispers to herself) you should respect me
Dollar Tree Employee- You better not bring your smart-alec a** back to this store again
Molly- Bruh that was such a paintbrush toothpick situation

by Karenfromthedollartree September 12, 2019

Normington Paintbrush

The act of eating a taco bell then doing a massive diarrhoea on a girls hair, putting your penis in their arse, and then using the girl's hair as the tip of a paintbrush to paint walls/buildings/structures while using your erection to aim

Arshia: Heard you stayed at Katie's last night?
Nathan: Yeah man. We watched love is blind and then i gave her a normington paintbrush on the living room walls
Arshia: Awh hell yeah! Hope you remembered to spray some febreeze afterwards

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx February 13, 2022

Hot tamale paintbrush

When you are pooping and all that comes out is a very liquidy, steaming hot mixture.

I drank nothing but monster all day and it gave my a hot tamale paintbrush

by EnriqueLibre October 16, 2010

puerto rican paintbrush

when a man shoves his ball sack into a woman's asshole, then slaps his shit covered nuts all over the woman's face.

After that Puerto Rican Paintbrush he gave me, I had to shower 3 times just to get the stink and shit off my face and hair!!! starving artist

by Mr. Dooseldorf November 5, 2014

Indian Paintbrush

When a man, prior to intercourse, removes a tampon from a woman's cervix and applies the absorbents across her face in a paintbrush motion; a form of foreplay.

He uncorked that pon and Indian paintbrushed her forehead.

by Maretis August 13, 2014