Painful Boner

When you get a painful boner after fapping way too many times in one day OR after having a stiffy for too long

Dan - oh dude i've got a painful boner

Joe- what the fuck dude? Stop whacking off.

by DKDKDJ December 3, 2013

Painful stranger

Male masterbatury technique where one use his off hand to slam down on the head of his penis with his palm at the point of orgasm

Last night I gave myself a painful stranger hurt like hellbutt thats the way I like it

by Tothmacher July 3, 2006

Lisa The Painful : RPG

A life ruining gaming experience, where you lose your party members, via permadeath, or due to your decisions, and maybe more don't wanna spoil it.

Person A : Aw hell, i'm being forced to russian roulette for my party members lives! I wonder what could go wron-
Party member gets perma-killed.
Person B : Well that's Lisa The Painful : RPG for you.

by Sosku10 August 7, 2021

Painful Shits

One of three things that we are all going to do.

Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008

Painful Laughing

Laughing so intensely that your larynx, entire face, and possibly your abdomen starts hurting.

Usually occurs under the influence of marijuana.

1: I laughed so hard last night I just wanted it to stop.
2: You experienced painful laughing.

by trex33 November 19, 2009

Painful

See "reality TV."

Survivor is painful to watch.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Painful peanut

(n) the result of sneezing while passing a large turd of moderate firmness

I was on the can, and I had a mid-grump sneezing fit which resulted in a painful peanut.

by Sig63 July 27, 2018