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Porn poetry.

A poem which has very erotic context. Is used for masturbation by intelligent people.
Teacher: Have you ever published something?
Girl: Poern
Poern by sladkgjnSKJN May 26, 2014
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Powernoobing

Repeatedly using the games most basic/melee weapon in an online multiplayer match, and doing well in the process.
Did you see that guy powernoobing with the sledgehammer in that last match? He was really tearing it up!

posernerd 

Failing at being a nerd
Cassia is a posernerd
posernerd by Gwith February 5, 2010

Ponderndufius 

Stemming from the word ponder, which comes from the Latin root of ponderare which literally meant to weigh. Meaning ponder means to weigh and think about heavy thoughts . Now dufius stemming from doofus as defined in Peter Farleys literary masterpiece Dumb and Dumber, as a stupid person. Combining these two stems create a word that describes having a idiotic, insane, or stupid idea.
That is the most Ponderndufius thing I have ever heard.

Ponentially

1. The state of having potential without quite knowing whether or not to verify the possibility of their being potential in the first place.

(Don't confuse yourself, just read the definition again.)

2. Used to point out the possibility of though with a degree of hesitation that warrants typographical error.
Even though they enjoyed sharing a drink and a chat, the couple could only ponentially have had made anything more of it than that.
Ponentially by A. N. Fizzle January 23, 2009

Powernap 

A code word said for Masturbation in a situation where actually saying Masturbation would be inappropriate or dirty. As in if someone knocks on the door you say "I'm taking a powernap"
You powernap so you can stay awake for the slumber party
Powernap by powernapper89 April 4, 2011