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Ponentially

1. The state of having potential without quite knowing whether or not to verify the possibility of their being potential in the first place.

(Don't confuse yourself, just read the definition again.)

2. Used to point out the possibility of though with a degree of hesitation that warrants typographical error.
Even though they enjoyed sharing a drink and a chat, the couple could only ponentially have had made anything more of it than that.
Ponentially by A. N. Fizzle January 23, 2009
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Potentially 

The word used as an escape when commonly found in a tricky conversation. An easy answer for a yes or no question without consequences. The better form of Maybe. Often most affective when said while using hand gestures.
Speaker 1: "Did you punch yourself in the face while dancing awkwardly?"
Speaker 2: "um... eh. Potentially..."
Potentially by steffers_11 December 31, 2010

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Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.
- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

Potentially Whiskey 

The best whiskey known to man. It's better than Jack Daniels. Has been known to cause the drinker to spew out incredibly wise and intelligent comments. However, society will mock the drinker of Potentially Whiskey because the drinker will pass out every five minutes after an intelligent comment.
Logan: I can has Potentially Whiskey?
Jack: No
Logan: ARGH!! I want Potentially Whiskey.
Nick: LOLUMAD
Potentially Whiskey by Chuta April 17, 2010

Potentially unwanted program 

Term coined by McAfee for a type of software program that may be unwanted, despite the possibility that users are consented to download it. PUPs include (most commonly) adware, spyware and dialers. Some files from these programs will download taskbars.

Most common category of PUPs is rogue software, in which a program bribes the user to pay for a "removal" of non-existent malware on his/her computer.
PC Optimizer Pro is a good example of a potentially unwanted program

Potentiably 

A mixture of the words 'Potentially' and 'Possibly' for today's indecisive man. Likely to entertain your drunk friends and aggravate your sober ones.
Man 1: You coming to the bar tonight?
Man 2: Potentiably
Potentiably by Spadict February 18, 2008

Potentially 

An answer you can give to your "friends" when they ask you to hang out, but you don't want to. So instead of saying no, you lead them on like a no good thirsty hoe who wants your dick but looks like big foot.
Person 1: You wanna ball tomorrow?
Person 2: potentially

Person 1: I'll take that as a no. Fuck you too.
Potentially by MRxMUFFINxMAN April 17, 2017