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ocala

boy oh boy what a place it is. a lot of little trumpers if you wanna get all political. not much to do. there's a couple stores and also a river but you have to be real dedicated to go on it. it has monkeys if that helps. no you cannot touch the monkeys. they'll touch you first.
moron: hey look we're in ocala!

very smart person: how fast can we leave
by beaversbeaversbeavers May 24, 2020
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Opalax

A mix of the words 'relax' and 'Opal'. Used for when Opal Crankshaft relaxes on the couch when she's stressed out or seems sick. She once told her grandson, Nelson, she was our of sorts, but he didn't know what she meant.
Opal: I'm all out of sorts today. This is crazy. I think it's time to Opalax.

Myrtle: What do you mean? Opalax? Now, I know about relaxing. I used to be a massage therapist, you know?

Opal: It's a mix of the words 'relax' with my name. I use it when I stretch out on the couch. You know how us old women are!

Myrtle: That's wild. I never heard of it before. In Aiwa Beach, Hawaii where I'm from we never even think of Opalaxing. We do pineapple massage down there.

Opal: (shocked) Pineapple massage? Myrtle, what are you talking about?

Myrtle: Come on, sweetheart. Just try it. It'll relax you more than you ever thought. (takes crushed pineapple and starts rubbing it on Opal)

Opal: Oh yeah, this is creamy. I'm all Opalaxed now!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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okalani

a lit girl who lives memes and carrots and when u get to know her she is nice and very naturally bootyful. Her hair is cool and she is funny and dramatic because she most likely is in a drama club. To be her friend is to be savage and cool.
wow Okalani is so savage, and funny and WOW. Yep
by spicyblanket March 18, 2018
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OWSLA

An American electronic music label founded by brostep posterboy, Skrillex. It is owned by Warner Music Group though its distributor, Atlantic Records Group.
OWSLA markets electropop, electro house, brostep, indie pop w/ electronic influences, and pop hip hop.
by DPSTTMPST May 24, 2016
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Ocala

If the world had a butt hole this would be it
Police: What are you doin?
kid: Nothin, this is Ocala
Police: You're under arrest
by webdawg352 August 30, 2011
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oralagasm

A orgasm in your mouth usually due to eating something delicious.

<Feels like a party in your mouth &everyone is feeling good.>
Blueberry Coffee is an oralagasm. =

Pumpkin Coffee is an oralagasm.
by Berr April 7, 2008
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Ocala

A town that every teen says they're going to leave but never do. It's like fly paper, you only want to rest a short while but get stuck there forever. Only the smart ones get out straight out of high school, if you don't you're STUCK. Also known as slOcala a place where there is NOTHING to do
What is there to do in Ocala tonight oh right ..... NOTHING

Dude when I'm old enough I'm getting the hell out of Ocala.... 20 years later married, kids, living in Ocala
by cherestalb January 9, 2013
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