Opossum

The polite way of saying you just wanna die, or ‘kms’ to avoid triggering people and in general. Opossums are famous for being about to fake death when feeling threatened and its just a whole mood

Beyonce: omg i am so done with life
Shalissa: opossum

by dumpsterratally November 7, 2019

opossum

It is the world's dumbest animal.

I have recently started calling dumb guys opossum.
eg: You are a bloody opossum

by nagcoder May 8, 2005

Muck Opossum

An unattractive male of shady character found usually in a bar or at a party sexually harrassing every female. Male equivelant of a "swamp donkey".

Ew. You are a muck opossum.

by Tanya24 February 8, 2009

Opossum

Figuratively: Someone whose shitty driving will soon cause them to be found dead on the road, just as actual opossums are often found.

(You are on a 3 lane freeway in the Summer. A person driving 45 mph, goes from the right lane to the middle lane, directly in front of you, without using their turn signal)

YOU: (Yelling sarcastically out the window as you pass) Thanks for the turn signal Opossum!

by Harry Hickman December 10, 2006

OPOSS

OPOSS (old piece of shit syndrome)
Is a disorder that effects the older/oldest modules of smartphones. It can effect devices other than smartphones but is most common with smartphones.
The OPOSS first effects make apps and web browsers run slow but then disables the phones quick menu window button and home button
That is your sign to get a new phone

Well shit my iPhone suffers from OPOSS time to get a new one.
OPOSS has infected Nintendo's miiverse,Nintendo wifi,Nintendo zone and much more

by Anonymous Teen 133 June 17, 2019

Otosu Deddo

Otosu Deddo is an Japanese "落とすデッド"
Also, it's an gangster droup name.

People: have you heard of Otosu Deddo?
Yes, they are vey dangerous.

by Jazz User December 30, 2019

Twat Opossum

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult

hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum

by aj wellman February 22, 2010