Perculating while ur ovulating

To have sexx while ur on ur period

Example 1 : "don't be perculating while ur ovulating!"

example 2 : "are you gonna be perculating thiss weekend??"
"yeaa but I'm ovulating."
"ohh so you gone be perculating while ur ovlutaing?"
"pretty muchh!"

by Bombbiiiee January 19, 2010

osculation

The act of recieving blowjobs from Christian music festival attenders dressed as spiderman...

I was osculating like no other, yo, g-unit.

by Nik April 25, 2004

ovulating

To be used my the male gender to express a form of over excitement.

Listen dude, that's soo funny, I'm ovulating!

by Keltec September 11, 2006

Oscillating Clitoris Disorder

Otherwise known as OCD. A medical disorder prevalent in females and luckier transsexuals, whereby the clitoris oscillates (moves across one-dimension) of its own accord. Two variations of the disorder exist, horizontal and vertical OCD though the vertical OCD is much rarer and generally (i.e. 78.3% of cases) affects russian teenagers (the remaining being split between Israeli-Palestinian mixed race women and Romany gypsies). As yet, no cause has been determined, nor has the trigger of OCD events but sufferers coming within 100m of Julio Iglesias will often experience extreme symptoms. No cure has been found but the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder Foundation exists to seek a remedy to this disturbing ailment, the patron of this charity is Noel Edmonds.

Katie: "I think you just got a text."
Hannah: "No, I just have Oscillating Clitoris Disorder."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 8, 2010

european osculation

european= france
osculation= to kiss

"he was cute, but i dont think i liked him enough to european osculate him!"

by Keatz May 29, 2005

Ovulating

When one performs at the lowest end of the spectrum

Damn nigga yous ovulating. This guy is so ovulating.

by Big thorn nigga July 18, 2018

oscillating

a substitute for the word awesome. Used out of necessity when the elderly and reality television stars were taking all of our affirmative adjectives.

'did you see how sam and liss beat up those elephants?'
'hell yeah, it was the most oscillating thing i've ever seen happen in a zoo!'

by Liss December 16, 2004