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portuguese omlette

Scrambled eggs (not yet cooked) Poured into the donor's rectum. Mixture is then released into a pan and ingredients are formed and cooked into an omlette. Garnish with a sprig of cilantro.
I had the best portuguese omlette the this morning. It had corn, lettuce, peanuts, and a hint if lime.
by Money Baby August 3, 2006
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Havana omlette

when you have held in shit so long when you finally release it, it ejects out of your ass so fast it turns into a shit omlette.
Brock had not shat in many days so when he finally did a havana omlette ripped out of his asshole and exploded into the seat.
by speedoboy & elm street August 4, 2008
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omlette

the ultimate state of living, being cohesively like an omlette
stalin said:
you can't make an omlette without breaking a few eggs

lil wayne said:
i'm one egg short of the omlette
by JJbaker June 29, 2009
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Four-Egg Omlette

A sex move where two guys intertwine their testicles, sometimes accompanied with tying them together.
"Dude, I'm hungry/"
"Bro, wanna four-egg omlette?"
by Funsley February 10, 2021
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Mother of All Omlettes

A term used by the iconic final boss of Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Senator Steven Armstrong. He uses it to refer to his plan to get rid of the government and make an anarchic state where might makes right because he sees that as true freedom. It means, at it's core, that the ends justify the means, and this plan is too big, and world-changing for to worry about the collateral damage, or people who are in the way.
"Making the Mother of All Omlettes here Jack! Can't fret over every egg!"
-Senator Steven Armstrong to Raiden, about Operation Tecumseh
by OR56 January 2, 2023
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spanish omlette

When you(the male) are having intercourse doggy style and you are extremely drunk. Regergitate on the back of the female you are pounding, the trick is to not let any of the omlette(your puke) spill until you have climaxed.
Justin was so hammered last night that he puked on Alana's back, she asked "what was that," and he responded, "oh that's just the spanish omlette." She couldn't believe that he had cooked her breakfast and pigged out.
by Dubbaj September 10, 2008
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Sexy Omlette

A collection of friends/loved ones in a cosy situation, possibly writhing around and definitely cuddling. Actual sex optional.

See also Incesty Omlette.
Lets all get on the money rug and have a Sexy Omlette.
by Cicisi January 7, 2014
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