Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.
My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.
My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
by Yakkman November 4, 2009
Get the opening the yak mug.Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?
by David Andersen December 3, 2007
Get the opening a can mug.usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"
by alwaysgone November 9, 2009
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Pesron A - 'Yuk whats that smell?....God, it smells like someone has just opened dracula's coffin!'
Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.
OR
Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'
Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.
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Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'
by Jackmanflash March 14, 2012
Get the Opening Dracula's Coffin mug.Small dish of pretentious welcoming soup. Recipes are varied, but generally consist of a base of Campbell's Cream of Chicken soup, with local variations based on customs and the main dish to be served. Often made to sound fancy, but secretly is made of crap ingredients. Traditionally served at room temperature in ramekins, in order to increase the level of pretentiousness.
by orangeshirt November 14, 2016
Get the Opening Sauce mug.An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .
"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
by OwenF April 22, 2019
Get the Opening House mug.The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.
Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”
Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*
Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*
by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019
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